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Decisions; Decisions!
.Month after month, and year after year...all of us have
to make tough and important decisions in our lives.
Family decisions; money decisions; career decisions...and all of it can be quite stressful.

But, it's those little annoying and irritating decisions
that have to be made, that drive me up the wall at
times.  For example:

It's a hot, stressful day at work...where I had to make so many important decisions, and if I had to make another decision today, I was going to SCREAM!!  The traffic is unbearable, and my
wife asked me earlier in the day, to pick up a few things at the grocery store, and a pizza for dinner.   The day went something like this.

In the grocery store, as I waited for the groceries to be checked out, the sacker asked:

         "Sir, would you like paper or plastic?"

I COULD  S-C-R-E-A-M !!!

After putting the groceries in the car, I went to the near-by pizza joint.  After ordering the pizza, the pizza person asked:

          " Sir, would you like thick and chewy or thin and crispy?"

I COULD S-C-R-E-A-M !!!

It was a hot day, and while waiting for the pizza, I wanted to cool off, so I went next door to get some ice cream.  After I ordered the ice cream, the ice cream person asked:

         "Sir, would you like a cone or a cup?"

I COULD   S-C-R-E-A-M !!!
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To all the young people out there...STAY IN SCHOOL!
Jerry Aragon/The Humor Doctor           humordoctormd@gmail.com
Main Street/Front Page                         Free Stuff/Come see
Site Map/site contents                          The Creative Center
Writers Section                                     The Humor Clinic
The Funny Farm                                   Book: BumpyRoad of Life