Below, is a list of humor and humor-related articles I've written. . You can click on the links of the articles, which may be of interest to you, and then return to this page, and I certainly hope you enjoy!
Cheesy Medical Center
The Humor Clinic
"Hey you...over there at the water cooler...
will you CUT IT OUT!"
"I'm sorry...but there is NO smoking
allowed in the Humor Clinic!"
CAT: "I attacked this
no-good mouse... which was hanging around the computer!"
My owner is going to be so proud of me!
DOG: "Boy, this dude looks like a dragon, with all that
smoke coming out of his nose and ears...ha-ha-ha...
this dude must be a ear, nose and throat doctor...ha-ha-ha!"
Some people just
don't have a sense of humor...you know it?
Placing captions on items of interest such as photos or these small graphics is fun and easy. Nearly all of my over 200 wood pieces were captioned, so I have had a lot of practice at it. .This is an easy way to start in humor...next time you read a magazine or a newspaper...start writing captions on or near the photos...you'll find out how much fun it can be!
The Seriousness of Depression; The Rise in Diabetes; Discrimination Against Older Workers (Ageism); Here's The Skinny on How I Lost 40 Pounds; You Can't Please Everyone...So, Don't Try; Smoking Sucks! How I Quit Smoking; Sabrina: Another Smoking Casualty; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grama; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; Think Positive; Taking Chances With My Ideas; Creativity: How I Get My Ideas; It's All About Making People Happy; I Refused To Raise Two "Mama's Boys!"; Do I Look Like a Rocket Scientist To You?; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray?; Peer-Pressure...It's Everywhere; The ME Generation is Alive and Well; A Feast For The Eyes; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?; Falling On Hard Times. Dealing With the Inevitable...DEATH!; Falling On Hard Times; The SpaMoble Has Arrived; C-SPAM; Government at Work; Corporate Sponsor for a Website...Why Not? ; Exercise: Why Should I Walk Around the Block...When I Can Drive?; Keeping Up With The Joneses...Forget It!; Getting My Confidence and Keeping It; The Boob-Tube vs. Improving My Writing; My Love For Creative Writing; Everyone is Creative and So Are YOU!; My Integrity is NOT Negotiable; Stage Fright; No Cure For Me; Do It With Style...Or Don't Do It At All.
One of my co-workers told me one day, that he was on his high school basketball team. And, in one of their games, they lost by a score of 4-2! "Wow!" I said to him, that must have been quite a defensive battle!" "NO!" he said. "We were all just a bunch of lousy
Security...may I help you!
Hi my name is Wiley,
and I've been hanging
around the Humor Clinic
for a very long time! .
Wherever the President of
the United States goes...you
can be sure there is a Secret
Service Agent near-by!.
Hi, my name is Monkey, and
I like to listen to the Monkees,
while I'm playing on the monkey
bars, and make silly faces...like this!
In a democracy...
you have a choice...
Do you know any good
Lady: "May I suggest a 55 gallon
drum of mouth wash?"
Math professor: "Did
you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble
Some people never listen!.
I'm a mud-
I was voted the least likely to succeed...and they were right! I graduated last in my class...summa
Two peanuts were walking in the neighborhood, when they were assaulted!
Don't date him!
Don't you dare
roll down the
into a nice new,
don't you dare!
Be true to your teeth, or your teeth will false you!
Answer: Does a porcupine cross his legs carefully?
I've been milking
this job for over
If you park
in a no-parking
get a ticket!.
Annie thing you
can do...I can do
Mt. Rushmore II - in Washington, D.C.
Motto of the U.S. Congress:
See nothing; hear nothing;
say nothing; and especially
do a lot of monkey-business, and keep giving raises to ourselves!
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." VIctor Borge
I didn't know acupuncture
was going to be like this...
leave me leaking all over!.
Medication bottles are so
difficult to open, that I
usually get my 3 year old
grand-daughter to open
them for me!
Take two aspirin...and
email me in the morning!
do you have
in your closet?
Jerry Aragon, Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)
When I read the morning
paper, the first thing I do,
is to check the obituary
column...and if my name
isn't there...it's going to
be a good day!
pot -shots at me...so you can join in, too!
Over $200,000 for the "American
Dream?" Boy, somebody's sure getting the short end
of the 2" x 4"!
You don't see many of us in a lot of trick-or treat bags, do you?
I love to do the bug-a-loo and the twist!
The Positive and Healing Power of Humor
...just what the doctor ordered!.
You think you're
a rock and a hard
place...what about m-e-e-e?
I love 'going green,'
if you know what I mean...
1) Humor is the best medicine to stay happy and healthy, but we all knew that already: 2) Humor can help to reduce stress, and can help in the healing process; 3) Humor can help us to cope in the most depressing of situations and darkest of days; 4) Humor can help to create a positive work place, which can be excellent for creativity and idea development. Humor and creativity just seem to go together; 5) The ability to laugh at ourselves at all the "crazy" and "insane" things we all do, can be healthy for our well-being; 6) Humor can help bring people together, and that is important in the work place, because teamwork is a high priority; 7) Humor can help all of us cope with the aging process; 8) Research has shown that the punch line, can help the bottom line!
Categorizing my articles: With over 100 articles now, in my portfolio, I decided to categorize them by topics, to help the reader find what may interest them. Go to Authors Den to see the list. (21 categories)
Article entitled: Categorizine My Articles by Topic!.