Categorizing my articles: With over 100 articles now, in my portfolio, I decided to categorize them by topics, to help the reader find what may interest them. Go to Authors Den to see the list. (21 categories) Article entitled: Categorizine My Articles by Topic!. |
* Humor Has Been My Life's Calling: I've been in the humor business for over 50 years, and I never get tired of putting a smile on somebody's face! |
Come See. |
The articles shown below, can be read at my directory site at the following link: EzineArticles.com |
* Is Bald Beautiful? For all the whiners out there, who get ONE LITTLE GRAY HAIR...and have a panic-attack...they ought to lose their hair, and all the whining would stop! For those of us who have lost their hair, we have had to deal with our self-esteem, our confidence, and trying to keep our chin up over a long period of time. |
To all the young people out there...STAY IN SCHOOL ========================================== Jerry Aragon; The Humor Doctor humordoctormd@yahoo.com |
* The English Language is all "Greek" To Me! For your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to construct a complete sentence with one of the following words, their; there; they're. Should you fail, you shall go straight to jail; you will not pass GO...and you will not collect $200.00! Good luck! |
* Music: The Beginning of Rock and Roll For Me (1955) Nostalgia: A little trip down memory lane. It was the mid-1950's and my family couldn't afford a television set, so we listened to the radio. And, there were two unusual voices that came across the radio...the voices of Little Richard, and that of Wolfman Jack! This was the beginning of the rock and roll era! |
* Jerry...Are You Crazy? People have told me on more than one occasion, that I belong behind plenty of razor wire and a high chain-link fence. .So, when I saw this back-ground for this page, I had to put it to work. |
My Serious and Silly Articles You can go to the Writing Section to view any of my serious articles which are listed here: The Seriousness of Depression; The Rise in Diabetes; Discrimination Against Older Workers (Ageism); Here's The Skinny on How I Lost 40 Pounds; You Can't Please Everyone...So, Don't Try; Smoking Sucks! How I Quit Smoking; Sabrina: Another Smoking Casualty; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grama; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; Think Positive; Taking Chances With My Ideas; Creativity: How I Get My Ideas; It's All About Making People Happy; I Refused To Raise Two "Mama's Boys!"; Do I Look Like a Rocket Scientist To You?; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray?; Peer-Pressure...It's Everywhere; The ME Generation is Alive and Well; A Feast For The Eyes; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?; Falling On Hard Times. Dealing With the Inevitable...DEATH!; Falling On Hard Times; The SpaMoble Has Arrived; C-SPAM; Government at Work; Corporate Sponsor for a Website...Why Not? ; Exercise: Why Should I Walk Around the Block...When I Can Drive?; Keeping Up With The Joneses...Forget It!; Getting My Confidence and Keeping It; The Boob-Tube vs. Improving My Writing; My Love For Creative Writing; Everyone is Creative and So Are YOU!; My Integrity is NOT Negotiable; Stage Fright; No Cure For Me; Do It With Style...Or Don't Do It At All. |
* Legacy: A Gift of Writing: Wouldn't it be great to leave behind something other an attitude and a pile of debt? With the coming of the Internet, a person can leave their writing pieces for all to enjoy! |
* Why I'm Reluctant To Call Myself a Humor Writer The late Erma Bombeck was once quoted as saying, "writing humor is 50 times harder than writing anything else." I agree. Erma Bombeck and Art Buchwald were two of my favorite writers and were s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o funny! |
"If you're interested in seeing examples of dialogue...you can go to this page...Say What? |
forty years, and I never get tired of putting a smile on somebody's face. And, I get a double-pleasure when that person is dis-abled, ill, or a patient in the hospital or just somebody having the blues! |
* Don't Golf My Way: When anyone asked my what my handicap in golf is...I always answer by saying...GOLF! |
* Auto Racing: Ladies...Start Your Engines...Over the years, at least one woman has qualified for the Indianapolis 500 race and that's good, because women should be allowed to compete with men in any sport if they choose to do so. But, this Indy 500 is different, as all the 33 qualifiers are women! |
* Does Life Begin at 40?. If you're over 40 years old, you'd better hurry up and read this piece, you might not have long to live...hurry! |
* The Funny Farm Gift Shop: When I saw the little designer straight-jackets in the clip-art library, I had to have them in a scene. Here, you can get a designer straight-jacket for you and yours.. |
We took our boys to a Halloween party at the local elementary school, and it was one of the funniest nights of my life! |
* How I Got Started In Humor I was only eleven years old, and I almost died that dreadful day at the picnic! |
* Just Say No To Dirty Humor A person doesn't have to use dirty jokes; gross humor; racial slurs or the put-down of others to be funny! |
* The Negative Side of Humor And yes, there is a negative side of humor. Here, I share with you several things that are not acceptable in the world of humor. |
* Humor 101 For Dumbos; So, you want to be funny, eh" Questions and answers on a general nature, etc. |
* The Positive and Healing Power of Humor The importance of humor in all of our lives. Health IS a laughing matter, and studies are now showing that laughter is one of the healthiest things we can do for ourselves |
* How Humor Helps Me To Cope: Professionals tell us that two humon emotions cannot occupy the same space at the same time. You are either happy or you are sad...you can't have it both ways. My choice is to be happy, or at least try to be happy, and humor helps me to achieve that goal |
* Life's embarrassing moments...we all have them. Research has shown, that the ability to laugh at ourselves at all the "crazy" and "insane" things we all do, can be healthy for us |
* Life's embarrassing moments...we all have them. Research has shown, that the ability to laugh at ourselves at all the "crazy" and "insane" things we all do, can be healthy for us |
* How Humor Helps Me To Cope: Professionals tell us that two humon emotions cannot occupy the same space at the same time. You are either happy or you are sad...you can't have it both ways. My choice is to be happy, or at least try to be happy, and humor helps me to achieve that goal |
* The Positive and Healing Power of Humor The importance of humor in all of our lives. Health IS a laughing matter, and studies are now showing that laughter is one of the healthiest things we can do for ourselves |
* Humor 101 For Dumbos; So, you want to be funny, eh" Questions and answers on a general nature, etc. |
* The Negative Side of Humor And yes, there is a negative side of humor. Here, I share with you several things that are not acceptable in the world of humor. |
* Just Say No To Dirty Humor A person doesn't have to use dirty jokes; gross humor; racial slurs or the put-down of others to be funny! |
* How I Got Started In Humor I was only eleven years old, and I almost died that dreadful day at the picnic! |
Below, is a list of humor and humor-related articles I've written. . You can click on the links of the articles, which may be of interest to you, and then return to this page, and I certainly hope you enjoy! |
Bedlam General Hospital The Humor Clinic |
"Hey you...over there at the water cooler... will you CUT IT OUT!" |
"I'm sorry...but there is NO smoking allowed in the Humor Clinic!" |
CAT: "I attacked this no-good mouse... which was hanging around the computer!" My owner is going to be so proud of me! |
DOG: "Boy, this dude looks like a dragon, with all that smoke coming out of his nose and ears...ha-ha-ha... this dude must be a ear, nose and throat doctor...ha-ha-ha!" |
Some people just don't have a sense of humor...you know it? |
Placing captions on items of interest such as photos or these small graphics is fun and easy. Nearly all of my over 200 wood pieces were captioned, so I have had a lot of practice at it. .This is an easy way to start in humor...next time you read a magazine or a newspaper...start writing captions on or near the photos...you'll find out how much fun it can be! |
Flower: "I hate to get personal...but has anyone ever called you a drip?" |
I remember when I was born...the doctor didn't slap ME...he slapped my MOTHER for having me! |
If you're suffering from terminal seriousness... you're in the right place! |
There goes the Director of the Humor Clinic. |
If you want to go bananas... you're in the right place! |
We took our boys to a Halloween party at the local elementary school, and it was one of the funniest nights of my life! |
* The Funny Farm Gift Shop: When I saw the little designer straight-jackets in the clip-art library, I had to have them in a scene. Here, you can get a designer straight-jacket for you and yours.. |
* Does Life Begin at 40?. If you're over 40 years old, you'd better hurry up and read this piece, you might not have long to live...hurry! |
* Auto Racing: Ladies...Start Your Engines...Over the years, at least one woman has qualified for the Indianapolis 500 race and that's good, because women should be allowed to compete with men in any sport if they choose to do so. But, this Indy 500 is different, as all the 33 qualifiers are women! |
* Don't Golf My Way: When anyone asked my what my handicap in golf is...I always answer by saying...GOLF! |
forty years, and I never get tired of putting a smile on somebody's face. And, I get a double-pleasure when that person is dis-abled, ill, or a patient in the hospital or just somebody having the blues! |
UPDATE: November, 2009 |
Where's the beef? |
"If you're interested in seeing examples of dialogue...you can go to this page...Say What? |
The Humor School Humor 101 for Dumbos |
Hi...my name is nurse Gladys...and I'll be your instructor in this humor class, and if that isn't okay with you, I'll just give you a shot where the sun don't shine...NOW LISTEN UP! |
Hey, Doc... I've got a problem...I think I have a screw loose! |
* Why I'm Reluctant To Call Myself a Humor Writer The late Erma Bombeck was once quoted as saying, "writing humor is 50 times harder than writing anything else." I agree. Erma Bombeck and Art Buchwald were two of my favorite writers and were s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o funny! |
* How Humor Helps Us All To Cope With The Aging Process: How time flies! One day, you're 25 years old and feeling your oats. And, the next day, you're 65 years old, and preparing to enter the Old Folks Home! I don;t think there is anything that worries me more, than getting old! |
* Legacy: A Gift of Writing: Wouldn't it be great to leave behind something other an attitude and a pile of debt? With the coming of the Internet, a person can leave their writing pieces for all to enjoy! |
My Serious and Silly Articles You can go to the Writing Section to view any of my serious articles which are listed here: The Seriousness of Depression; The Rise in Diabetes; Discrimination Against Older Workers (Ageism); Here's The Skinny on How I Lost 40 Pounds; You Can't Please Everyone...So, Don't Try; Smoking Sucks! How I Quit Smoking; Sabrina: Another Smoking Casualty; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grama; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; Think Positive; Taking Chances With My Ideas; Creativity: How I Get My Ideas; It's All About Making People Happy; I Refused To Raise Two "Mama's Boys!"; Do I Look Like a Rocket Scientist To You?; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray?; Peer-Pressure...It's Everywhere; The ME Generation is Alive and Well; A Feast For The Eyes; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?; Falling On Hard Times. Dealing With the Inevitable...DEATH!; Falling On Hard Times; The SpaMoble Has Arrived; C-SPAM; Government at Work; Corporate Sponsor for a Website...Why Not? ; Exercise: Why Should I Walk Around the Block...When I Can Drive?; Keeping Up With The Joneses...Forget It!; Getting My Confidence and Keeping It; The Boob-Tube vs. Improving My Writing; My Love For Creative Writing; Everyone is Creative and So Are YOU!; My Integrity is NOT Negotiable; Stage Fright; No Cure For Me; Do It With Style...Or Don't Do It At All. |
This is a family website!. |
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* Jerry...Are You Crazy? People have told me on more than one occasion, that I belong behind plenty of razor wire and a high chain-link fence. .So, when I saw this back-ground for this page, I had to put it to work. |
* Music: The Beginning of Rock and Roll For Me (1955) Nostalgia: A little trip down memory lane. It was the mid-1950's and my family couldn't afford a television set, so we listened to the radio. And, there were two unusual voices that came across the radio...the voices of Little Richard, and that of Wolfman Jack! This was the beginning of the rock and roll era! |
* The English Language is all "Greek" To Me! For your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to construct a complete sentence with one of the following words, their; there; they're. Should you fail, you shall go straight to jail; you will not pass GO...and you will not collect $200.00! Good luck! |
* The Humor Bug...Catch It...and Spread It Around: Humor is everywhere...you just have to look for it. People ask me where I get my humor, and the answer is always the same...around the home; around the work place; and out in the streets; and out where the deer and the antelope play.. |
The Operating Room: This is where I do my cutting and pasting, and making a mess of everything! |
To all the young people out there...STAY IN SCHOOL ========================================== Jerry Aragon; The Humor Doctor humordoctormd@yahoo.com |
I live with a very controlling person! |
Mouse: "I love to go out on the Internet, and give away my "Cheesy Award!" |
* Is Bald Beautiful? For all the whiners out there, who get ONE LITTLE GRAY HAIR...and have a panic-attack...they ought to lose their hair, and all the whining would stop! For those of us who have lost their hair, we have had to deal with our self-esteem, our confidence, and trying to keep our chin up over a long period of time. |
The articles shown below, can be read at my directory site at the following link: EzineArticles.com |
Osteopathetic Clinic |
Basketball game (defensive battle?) One of my co-workers told me one day, that he was on his high school basketball team. And, in one of their games, they lost by a score of 4-2! "Wow!" I said to him, that must have been quite a defensive battle!" "NO!" he said. "We were all just a bunch of lousy basketball players!" |
Hello...Homeland Security...may I help you! |
Hi my name is Wiley, and I've been hanging around the Humor Clinic for a very long time! . |
Wherever the President of the United States goes...you can be sure there is a Secret Service Agent near-be!. |
Hi, my name is Monkey, and I like to listen to the Monkees, while I'm playing on the monkey bars, and make silly faces...like this! |
In a democracy, you have a choice... |
Republican |
Democrat |
Independent |
Do you know any good elephant jokes? |
If you want to be a politician, you have to learn how to talk out of both sides of your mouth! |
Lady: "May I suggest a 55 gallon drum of mouth wash?" |
Over-worked and underpaid employee! |
C-SPAM reporter: "Go ahead...TRY to be funny and stick your foot in your mouth...AGAIN!" |
Politician |
Math professor: "Did you know that 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions?" |
Some people never listen!. |
In politics... I'm a mud- slinging instructor! |
I was voted the least likely to succeed...and they were right! I graduated last in my class...summa cum lousy! |
Corny Humor Two peanuts were walking in the neighborhood, when they were assaulted! |
His |
Hers |
Baby makes 3 |
Don't date him! |
Don't you dare roll down the hill...and crash into a nice new, shiny vehicle... don't you dare! |
Say ah-ah-ah-ah! Be true to your teeth, or your teeth will false you! |
Oh no... not another skier! |
With respect to your ideas...I would advise you to 'stick your neck out' once in a while... with caution! |
Government at Work! |
Knock-Knock, Who's there? Wendy Wendy, who? Wendy Red, Red Robin, comes Bob, Bob, Bobbing Along... |
Look Mom... no cavities!. |
If I had a hammer... I'd hammer in the morning.... |
Y-A-W-N! Oh... excuse me...I was just watching how the American government works on C-SPAN! Y-A-W-N! |
Come See. |
Outside the candy store...looking in! |
Question: Do blonds really have more fun?. Answer: Does a porcupine cross his legs carefully? |
I've been milking this job for over 50 years... |
If you park your broom in a no-parking zone...or you'll get a ticket!. |
Knock-knock, Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do...I can do better! |
Mt. Rushmore II - in Washington, D.C. |
Motto of the U.S. Congress: See nothing; hear nothing; say nothing; and especially do a lot of monkey-business, and keep giving raises to themselves! |
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." VIctor Borge |
I didn't know acupuncture was going to be like this... leave me leaking all over!. |
Medication bottles are so difficult to open, that I usually get my 3 year old grand-daughter to open them for me! |
You missed a spot! |
Take two aspirin...and email me in the morning! |
How many skeletons do you have in your closet? |
Jerry Aragon, Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor) |
When I read the morning paper, the first thing I do, is to check the obituary column...and if my name isn't there...it's going to be a good day! |
Everybody's taking pot -shots at me...so you can join in, too! |
Over $200,000 for the "American Dream?" Boy, somebody's sure getting the short end of the 2" x 4"! |
Jerry-atrics Clinic |
You don't see many of us in a lot of trick-or treat bags, do you? |
Bill Give the impoverished Congress a raise every year! |
I love to do the bug-a-loo and the twist! |
The Positive and Healing Power of Humor ...just what the doctor ordered!. |
You think you're caught between a rock and a hard place...what about m-e-e-e? |
I love 'going green,' if you know what I mean... jelly bean! |
1) Humor is the best medicine to stay happy and healthy, but we all knew that already: 2) Humor can help to reduce stress, and can help in the healing process; 3) Humor can help us to cope in the most depressing of situations and darkest of days; 4) Humor can help to create a positive work place, which can be excellent for creativity and idea development. Humor and creativity just seem to go together; 5) The ability to laugh at ourselves at all the "crazy" and "insane" things we all do, can be healthy for our well-being; 6) Humor can help bring people together, and that is important in the work place, because teamwork is a high priority; 7) Humor can help all of us cope with the aging process; 8) Research has shown that the punch line, can help the bottom line! |
.Get inspired...get motivated... get going! |
Would it be proper to tell a skier to... "break-a-leg?" |
* Humor Has Been My Life's Calling: I've been in the humor business for over 50 years, and I never get tired of putting a smile on somebody's face! |
Copyright; Jerry Aragon; 2007 All Rights Reserved |
Copyright; Jerry Aragon; 2007 All Rights Reserved |
Humor reduces stress in the work place! |
Humor can boost creativity! |
Humor helps to improve employee morale |
Humor helps to improve communications! |
UPDATE: November, 2009 |
American Flip-Flop Party |
Trivia Department: Did you know... the word "racecar" is spelled the same backwards |
National Park |
Observation: I don't see a lot of women wearing dresses anymore...I see a lot of men wearing them...but not women! |
Categorizing my articles: With over 100 articles now, in my portfolio, I decided to categorize them by topics, to help the reader find what may interest them. Go to Authors Den to see the list. (21 categories) Article entitled: Categorizine My Articles by Topic!. |
