I was in a neighborhood shopping mall picking up a few things,
when I noticed a table, where a few high school kids were raising money for their band. They were from my old high school, where I graduated twenty years previously.
I stopped to chat, and made a donation.
"While in high school, I always wanted to play in the band," I said to the kids, "but I didn't have the talent to do so."
"Oh yeah," said one of the kids, "what instrument did you play?"
"Well...that was my problem," I responded," the only musical instument I played back then...and, still play today...is the radio!"