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"I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?"
Jerry Seinfield

"It is a curious fact, that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously."  Oscar Wilde

"Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at night."
Dave Barry

"Life is one big canvass and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Danny Kaye

"If stupidy got us into this mess...why can't it get us out?"
Will Rogers

"Love, temporary insanity, is curable by marriage."
Ambrose Pierce

"Bite off more than you can chew...and then chew it!"
Ella Williams

"A true sign of intelligence, is not knowledge, but imagination."
Albert Einstein

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were.  But, without it, we go nowhere."  Carl Sagan

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."
John Lennon

"My friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us sane!"
Billy Joel
"Some people never go crazy.  What truly horrible lives they must live."
Charles Bukowitzsky

"People who say they sleep like a baby...usually don't have one.  Leo Burke

"Laugh and the world laughs with you...snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess

"To try to achieve the impossible dream...try to sleep"
Joan Kempler

"An invasion of armies can be resisted...but not an idea whose time has come."  Victor Hugo

"Creativity comes from trust.  Trust your instincts, and never hope more than you work."  Rita Mae Brown

"The grinding of the intellects is for the most part people as painful as the dentist drill."  Leonard Woolf

"Face with the choice of enduring a bad toothache, or going to the dentist, we woud try to ride out the bad tooth."  Joseph Barbera

"The first thing I do in the morning, is to brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."  Dorothy Parker

"We cannot defend reedom abroad by deserting it at home."
Edward R. Murrow

"Freedom is not worth having, if it does not connot freedom to err."
Mohandas Gandhi

"Make no judgements where you have no compassion."
Anne MacCaffrey

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries.  Without them, humanity cannot survive."  Dalai Lama

"Winners are nt those who never fail...but those who never quit."
Brian Tracy

"You must motivate yourself EVERY DAY!"
Matthew Stasior

"The best motivation always comes from within."
Michael Johnson

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
Malcolm Forbes

"No one is as poor as an ignorant person."
Hebrew proverb

"The mediocre teacher tells; the good teacher explains; the superior teacher demonstrates; but the great teacher inspires."  William Ward
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