Getting A Haircut (while you wait)
Every time I get a haircut, the hair-cutter hands me a mirror,
so I can see the cut after he or she finishes.
As I look in the mirror, I usually grab my right ear...wiggle
it around, to make sure it has not been cut off! I then grab
my left ear...wiggle it around, to make sure it has not been cut off as well.
And, then I say to the haircutter:
"You did a great job...
you didn't cut off my ears!...thanks"