Life After Forty...you know you're
growing old when...

*  A fortune teller offers to read your face, rather than the lines in your

*  You look forward to a dull evening.

*  The best part of your day is over when the alarm goes

*  You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

*  You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than
   romantic ones.

*  Your back goes out more than you do.

*  Dialing long distance wears you out.

*  Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

*  Your children begin to look middle aged.

*  Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

*  Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

*  You feel like the night before, and you haven't been
Copyright; Jerry Aragon; 2006
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel" Carl W. Buecher