================================================================ Life After Forty...you know you're growing old when... * A fortune teller offers to read your face, rather than the lines in your hand! * You look forward to a dull evening. * The best part of your day is over when the alarm goes off. * You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there. * You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. * Your back goes out more than you do. * Dialing long distance wears you out. * Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. * Your children begin to look middle aged. * Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. * Your knees buckle and your belt won't. * You feel like the night before, and you haven't been anywhere. |
Copyright; Jerry Aragon; 2006 |
"They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel" Carl W. Buecher |
