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My website is divided into Sections.  .

Front Page, (Main Street)

* Articles Published               * Orange Barrel Humor

* Background Page;  I was born and still live in Albuquerque, New Mexico
  (USA).

U.S.A.F. Page:  I was proud to serve four years in the United States
   Air Force.

* International Balloon Fiesta:  The most photographed event in the world,
   this huge event brings over a million visitors for the ten day run. I live
   about four miles from the Balloon Fiesta Park.

* Visitor's Information Center:  Here, you can find out what's going on
  and what's new at my website.  This is updated as necessary.

Think Positive:  I've always been a positive thinker, and I certainly
   hope my website conveys that message. Thinking positive has gotten
   me through some tough times!

Giving:  Remembering 9/11.  I wrote this piece the day after 9/11, and it
   is special to me, and will always be on my site. 

* My Favorite Page;  This is my little Church on the Web.  I built this Page
   on Good Friday, 2002.

Cloud 9 and Important Links Page;  This is my online resume page.

*  PROMISE:  There will be no dirty humor on this website.  This website
   is for kids; women; seniors and families.  I am not interested in the
   Negative Side of Humor

The Funny Farm;
Book:  Coming Up From The Bottom:  A twenty year battle with the
   crippling and unforgiving migraine headaches.  After I won the batle , I
   wrote the poem; Thanksgiving.

Screenplay: (Comedy) The Not So Excellent Adventure;  Adorable aliens
  from the planed Krouton visit the Earth to investigate.

* Taking chances/risks with my ideas:  This website is about humor and
  ideas, and I have to take chances with both, and I have the "egg on my
  face," to show that not all things go well all the time.

VIP Appreciation Gallery:  My favorite Section;  These are hundreds
   of comments on my site and my work, from wonderful people all over
   the world.

Good Housekeeping Site of the Day;  (October 1, 2003) On this day, my  
   site was only a little over a year old, and got over 3,000 hits for the day,
   and for the first time, I saw and felt the power of the Internet!

*  Jerry Aragon's Wood N' Things;
  it's going to take some time to put up over 200 photos and clip-art
  compositions.  . Artistic resume;
  12 piece Manger Set (snowy scene)  Polar Bears.  Animal Figures

Stay in School Page; (Graphics)  One of the purposes of my website is
  to encourage young people to stay in school and off drugs.

Protect the Environment:  All of us should be environmentalsts

Exchanging Links Page;   My policy on exchanging links


Humor 101 for Dumbos:
  * The Positive Power of Humor      * Just Say No To Dirty Humor
   * How I Got Started In Humor          *  How Humor Helps Me To Cope
   * So, You Want To Be Funny, eh?              .
On The Silly Side of Things...
* The Two-Headed Monster:  We took the kids to a Halloween party at
  the local elementary school, and this was one of the funniest nights
  my life!
* Sweet Dreams:  If you ever have to stay in a hospital, and you think
  you're going to get some rest...think again!
* Signing A Bill:  Ever wonder why the Presient of the United States
  uses so many pens when he signs a Bill?
* Painting The Town Red:  For the first time, I actually saw a
  maintenance man painting the town red.
* Don't Golf My Way:  Golf is a stupid game!  I can't believe so many
  educated and professional people play this stupid game!
* What's The Score?:  Don't ask my wife, because she knows nothing
  about football.
* Human Services:  When my wife told me this story about her
  secretary, I almost fell over backwards.
* Stuck On You;  If I want the picture bad enough, I'll do what I have
  to do to get it.
* Stranded: This is a story told to me by a friend, which was quite
  unusual.
* The Man In The Wheelchair: I've always loved to make people
  laugh, but on this day it was special
* Jerry, are you crazy?  There are those, who think I belong behind
  a tall chain-link fence, with lots of razor wire on top!
* Easy On The Mayo:  I was fixing a sandwich, and between the fridge
  and the pantry, I found nine jars of mayonaise!
* Decisions; Decisions:  It's the little decisions in life that burn me up!
* What's In A Name:  A couple at work was having trouble naming
  their baby, so the employees gave them a little help.
* Good Samaitans:  Who can you trust these days, right?
* Pancakes:  Is there a federal law that says pancakes have to be
  round?
* The Funny Farm Gift Shop:  This is another of my silly page
  compositions.  Stop by and get me a straight jacket, won't you?
* Another bad hair day:  Every day is a bad hair day for me.
* Does life begin at 40?  I don't remember 40...  I just don't remember...
* I always get my man; This is a cute little drawing I put a caption on.
* Bowling: On my first try, I bowled a perfect game.
* On The Slopes: I don't ski...
* Say What?  How many ways can a spatula be used?
* Practice Make Perfect; preparing for a job layoff
* Orange Barrel Humor: Albuquerque, New Mexico used to be known
  as the orange barrel capital of the world.
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* The Laugh Track: (Article)
* Work place Laughter (case study)

How I Saved My Dog Daniel;  A terrifying day, but it all turned out great.
* You Can't Please Everyone...So Don't Try;  If you try to please everyone,
  I'll be seeing you at the Funny Farm!
* Smoking Sucks: I quit smoking in 1970, and I'll tell you how I did it.
* Building My Website...One Brick At A Time; A behind-the-scenes look
  at what, why, when, how...
* Weight loss:  In 2001, I lost 40 pounds, and I'll tell you how I did it.
* Taking a Bath; I was participating in an outdoor arts and crafts show
  when the sprinklers came on!

* Thanksgiving; (poem) This is the only poem I've ever written, and it's
  been, thankfully, published in many places.
* Do It With Style; Little used word, but so important.
* Making People Happy; It's not about saw dust; clay; glass; ceramic; paint
  or commas and periods on a page...it's about making people happy!
* Building and Keeping My Confidence: One of the top priorities in my life
  is keep my confidence high.
* Taking Chances With My Ideas;  If you do, you'll need a little courage

Memorial to September 11, 2001 Tragedy
This is a family website!
Humor Clinic   Writing SectionFunny Farm
Articles:
* Remembering Manuel: (Alzheimer's/dementia)
* Some Fats Fend Off Alzheimer's
* Alzheimer's Study Making Progress
* Falling On Hard Times
* Pacemakers: What Becomes of Those Used Pacemakers?
* Graceful Exit: Many people are opting out of treatment in their later years
* Cocoa Linked To Brain Function
* Humor and Aging: Humor Can Help Us All to Cope

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UPDATE: July, 2013
"The trouble with our times, is the future is not what it used to be."
Paul Valery
.Get inspired...get motivated...get going!
Categorizing my articlesWith over 100 articles now, in my portfolio, I decided to categorize them by topics, to help the reader find what may interest them.  Go to Authors Den to see the list.  (21 categories)
Article entitled: From 2007 to 2008 the Traffic To My Site Has Doubled!.
To all the young people out there...STAY IN SCHOOL!
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