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Article entitled: From 2007 to 2008 the Traffic To My Site Has Doubled!.
Who says there isn't anything  FREE anymore? (sharing)

Website name: humordoctormd
Over 150 colorful pages; over 300 graphics.  Humor and creativity just seem to go together.  Something for everyone...in all walks of life...and for all ages, too!

- Students: Young people can come here and get ideas for their school
  work...and it's all FREE!

- Business:  Business people can come here and get ideas to grow their
  business...and it's all FREE!

- Special projects:  Anyone can come here, and get ideas for their special
  projects...and it's all FREE!

- Storage place: This is where I store all my graphics for my website, and over
  300 inspirational quotes...great for articles and books...and they're all FREE!

- EzineArticles.com: (Article directory); Articles; (100+)  SOS! My Serious and
  Silly  Articles; Get more humor into your life and work.  About 20 of my articles
  are humorous or humor-related...and all of my articles are FREE! You can
  view my portfolio of articles at this directory. 

- Author's Den: (writing site)  This is another venue where I have my articles
  posted.  I can see how my articles are doing at three places and compare.
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."  Abraham Lincoln
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Using Inspirational/Motivational Quotes to Enhance Your Documents.
The quotes can be found at the bottom on this page, and additional quotes will be added as I find them, so the visitor might want to check back from time to time.
"We humans are proof that God has a sense of humor."
Scribarbe Bungo

I've been in the humor business for over 50 years, and this is one of my favorite quotes.  I've collected more than 300 quotes since the middle of 2007 and all are free to the public, to use as they choose.

About a year later, I thought I would use these quotes for myself, and as the visitor can see, all of my pages on my website, has one inspirational quote on it.  Additionally, I have sprinkled a few dozen of these quotes in my book, and now I am adding the quotes to all my articles to dress them up a little.

This project began in late 2008, and it will take several months to see 2-3 quotes on on my articles, but I think it's worth the time to do it.  Nobody is going to publish my articles unless they are the best they can be, etc.

I will share with the visitor, ten of my articles, so the visitor can see how these quotes are used and how they fit in, and I hope the reader agrees that they certainly do enhance the document. 
1)  Article: Auto Racing: Ladies...Start Your Engines...
    Quote: "Auto racing is boring...except when a car is going over 200 miles
    per hour...UPSIDE DOWN!"  Dave Barry

2) Article:  We're All Going to Die Sooner or Later:
   Quote: "I'm not afraid to die, but I just don't want to be around when it
   happens!"  Woody Allen

3) Article: The Many Benefits of Exercise;
   Quote: "Whenever I get that awful feeling of wanting to exercise...I lie down
  until that feeling goes away."  Robert Hutchins

4) Article: My Dog Ate My Homework;
   Quote: "For those who want to succeed, will find a way...and for those who
   don't...will find an excuse!"  Leo Aquila

5) Article: The Seriousness of Depression;
    Quote: "When your neighbor loses his job it's a recession...and when you
    lose YOUR job...it's a depression!"  Harry Truman

6) Article: How I Saved My Dog Daniel;
   Quote: "The better I get to know men...the more I find myself liking dogs." 
   Charles de Gaulle

7) Article: Is Bald Beautiful?;
    Quote: "I'd rather be bald up top...than inside!"  Joe Garagiola

8) Article: Smoking Sucks: How I Quit Smoking;
   Quote: "More than a thousand people quit smoking everyday...by dying."
   Unknown

9) Article: The English Language is All "Greek" To Me;
   Quote; "Drawing on my command of the English language...I said nothing."
    Robert Benchley

THE FOLLOWING IS ONE OF MY  FAVORITE QUOTES...

10) Article: Humor Has Been My Life's Calling;
      Quote: "He really worked hard to turn his life around!  He used to be
     miserable and depressed...and now he's just depressed and miserable!" 
      Harry Kalas
I'll give the visitor some tips as to how to conduct the search, as to save yourself some time and agony, etc.  I'm sure there are quotes for almost everything under the sun, so you have to try to reduce your search time, etc.

To do this, you have to first use the word, "quote" in every search.  You're not looking for a movie, a song or play...you're looking for a quote.  So, be sure to put "quotation marks" around the words you are searching for, so you can minimize and pinpoint on your search. 

If you're looking for something in confidence...enter the words, "confidence quotes."  If you're looking for dog quotes enter, "dog quotes." and if you're looking for stubborn quotes, enter "stubborn quotes," and so forth. 

Every time I've entered words for a quote, I came up with something on that subject.  It may not be what I wanted or not what I could use, but I still came up with information on that subject.  Good luck! 
"I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?"
Jerry Seinfield

"It is a curious fact, that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously."  Oscar Wilde

"Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxitive at night."
Dave Barry

"Life is one big canvass and you should throw all the paint you can on it."
Danny Kaye

"If stupidy got us into this mess...why can't it get us out?"
Will Rogers

"Love, temporary insanity, is curable by marriage."
Ambrose Pierce

"Bite off more than you can chew...and then chew it!"
Ella Williams

"A true sign of intelligence, is not knowledge, but imagination."
Albert Einstein

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were.  But, without it, we go nowhere."  Carl Sagan

"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination."
John Lennon

"My friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us sane!"
Billy Joel
"Some people never go crazy.  What truly horrible lives they must live."
Charles Bukowitzsky

"People who say they sleep like a baby...usually don't have one.  Leo Burke

"Laugh and the world laughs with you...snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess

"To try to achieve the impossible dream...try to sleep"
Joan Kempler

"An invasion of armies can be resisted...but not an idea whose time has come."  Victor Hugo

"Creativity comes from trust.  Trust your instincts, and never hope more than you work."  Rita Mae Brown

"The grinding of the intellects is for the most part people as painful as the dentist drill."  Leonard Woolf

"Face with the choice of enduring a bad toothache, or going to the dentist, we woud try to ride out the bad tooth."  Joseph Barbera

"The first thing I do in the morning, is to brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."  Dorothy Parker

"We cannot defend reedom abroad by deserting it at home."
Edward R. Murrow

"Freedom is not worth having, if it does not connot freedom to err."
Mohandas Gandhi

"Make no judgements where you have no compassion."
Anne MacCaffrey

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries.  Without them, humanity cannot survive."  Dalai Lama

"Winners are nt those who never fail...but those who never quit."
Brian Tracy

"You must motivate yourself EVERY DAY!"
Matthew Stasior

"The best motivation always comes from within."
Michael Johnson

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
Malcolm Forbes

"No one is as poor as an ignorant person."
Hebrew proverb

"The mediocre teacher tells; the good teacher explains; the superior teacher demonstrates; but the great teacher inspires."  William Ward
"It's easy to make it through the good times, and it's how we handle the bad times that can seperate us from the crowd and move us closer to our goals."
Phillip Crone

"One today is worth two tomorrows."  Ben Franklin

"I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours."  Bernard Berenson

"One joy shatters a hundred griefs."  Chinese proverb

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken."  Samuel Johnson

"We first make our habits, and then our habits make us."  John Dryden

"Comfort zones are most often expanded through discomfort."
Peter McWilliams

"If we're growing, we're always going to be out of the comfort zone."
John Maxwell

"The wisest mind has something yet to learn."  George Santayna

"Knowledge comes...but wisdom lingers."  Miki Soni

" Wisdom is not a product of schooling, but of the lifelong attempt to
acquire it."   Albert Einstein

"All men make mistakes, but only the wise men learn from their mistakes."
Winston Churchhill

"The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good."  Ann Landers

"Character:  is the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life."
Joan Dideon

"Parents can only give advice and put their own kids on the right track, but final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands."
Anne Frank

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, but it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving."  Dale Carnagie
 
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who he can do nothing for."  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. 
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"There's no failure except in no longer trying."
Elbert Hubbard

"Writing is an equal opportunity tormentor."
Steve Zousmer

"I wasn't afraid to fail, if something good comes out of it."
Anne Baxter

"The prisoner grows to love his chains."
Plato

"Until you value yourself...you won't value your time.  Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it."
M. Scott Peck

"We are restless because of incessant change, but we would be frightened if change were stopped."
Lloyd Bryson

"He who rejects change, is the architech of decay.  The only human institution which rejects change is the cemetary."
Harold Wilson

"Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for the changes.  Wolfgang von Goethe

"Winners are people with a definite purpose in life."
Denis Waitely

"Great minds have purpose.  Others have wishes."
Washington Irving

"It takes only one person to change your life...YOU!"
Ruth Carey

"Perseverance is a great element of success.  If you only knock long enough and hard enough at the gate...you are sure to wake up somebody."  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"It's not that I'm so smart...it's just that I stay with problems longer."
Albert Einstein

"Perseverance is falling 19 times, and succeeding on the twentieth."
Julie Andrews

"I have learned that success is to be measured, not so much by the position one has reached in life, as by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed."
Booker T. Washington
"Anybody can make the simple complicated.  Creativity is making the complicated simple."  Charles Mingus

"Blaming others is excusing yourself."  Robin Sharma

"Instead of being the person to whom things happen, become a person who make things happen."  Tony Clark

"It's not enough to have a great mind...but the main thing is to use it well."  Rene Decartes

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man...is when he's a baby."  Natalie Wood

"We can throw stones; complain about them; stumble on them; climb over them...or BUILD with them."  William Ward

"Do not listen to those who weep and complain...for their desease is contagious!"  Og Mandino

"When you consistently maintain a positive frame of mind, you'll become known as a problem-solver rather than a complainer."
Joseph Summerville

" The only real mistake is the one in which we learn nothing."
Enoch Powell

"Losers make promises they often break...and winners make commitments they always keep."  Denis Whately

"Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination and commitment to an unrelenting prusuit of your goal...a commitment to excellence...that will enable you to obtain the success you seek."
Mario Andretti

"Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible to your approach."  Anthony Robbins

"Do not look for excuses to lose...look for excuses to win"
Chi Chi Rodriquez

"People with integrity do what they say they're going to do.  Others have excuses."  Dr Laura Schlessenger
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Categorizing my articles:  With over 100 articles now, in my portfolio, I decided to categorize them by topics, to help the reader find what may interest them.  Go to Authors Den to see the list.  (21 categories)
Article entitled: From 2007 to 2008 the Traffic To My Site Has Doubled!.
To all the young people out there...STAY IN SCHOOL!
Jerry Aragon/The Humor Doctor           humordoctormd@gmail.com
Main Street/Front Page                         Free Stuff/Come see
Site Map/site contents                          The Creative Center
Writers Section                                     The Humor Clinic
The Funny Farm                                   Book: BumpyRoad of Life