SWEET DREAMS
Anyone who has ever spent a little time in the hospital, knows one thing for sure...you're not going to get much sleep during your time there. I spent three days in the hospital recently, and the stay went something like this:
10:00 P.M.: Bonkers (Lights out)
MIDNIGHT: NURSE: "Sorry, to wake you Mr. Aragon, but you have to take your medication."
2:00 AM: NURSE: "Sorry, to wake you Mr. Aragon, but you have to be weighed."
4:00 AM: NURSE: "Sorry to wake you Mr. Aragon, but we have to take a blood sample."
6:00 AM: NURSE: "Sorry to wake you Mr. Aragon, but we have to weigh you again."
8:00 AM: The doctor walks into the room...
DOCTOR: "Good morning, Mr. Aragon, how are you feeling this fine morning?"
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