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What's The Score?
When I first met my wife, and we were dating, I asked her if she knew anything about football.

"Sure, I know a lot about football." she answered.

"Okay," I said, "What's a first down?"

She answered:  "That's when the first guy gets knocked down!"

Well...gee...I know this was not going to be a topic of interest to her or something that we would have in common.

Super Bowl

Anyway, one year the Denver Broncos played the San Fransisco 49er's in the Super Bowl, and she didn't have much interest in the game, but she checked in from time to time to see what the score was.  The game went something like this:

Middle of the first quarter:

  Wife:  "What's the score of the game"
   Me:  "14 to 0  49ers"

Middle of the second quarter:

  Wife:  "What's the score, now?"
   Me:    "28 to 7  49ers"

Middle of the third quarter:

   Wife:  "What's the score, now?"
    Me:  "45 to 7  49ers"

* Middle of the 4th quarter:

    Wife:  What's the score, now?"
    Me:   "55 to 7  49ers"

    Wife:  "That's ridiculous!  Why don't they just stop the game!"

    Me:  "No...no...dear...this isn't boxing...they play the game
              until time runs out..."
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